"You know who's doing that?"

I thought he was talking about putting up the posters, so I said it was me.

"No, I'm talking about who's ripping them down! It's those kids, walking on their way to school."

"Oh…is that a huge litter problem for you?"

"No, not at all", he said as he flipped a burger on his grill, "I just feel bad for you."

"I guess I can't control what other people do when I'm not around."

"I told them off the other day. I told them,

'You feel better for having done that?!? HUH?!? ' "